Just choose something a little more reliable. It’s more about the journey than the car anyway. I drove a Ford Taurus across the country, and I bet that I had more fun than him.

And that shifter...

It’s pronounced: “station wagon”

5,700 pounds. Over 19 feet long. More than6.5 feet wide.

Just have it towed. One towing bill, and they usually learn their lesson.

The goal is to prove that your rocket can carry large and heavy payloads, right?

Back in the day, each car brand only sold one car line. To get a bigger car than a Ford, you got a Mercury, or an even bigger Lincoln.

I disagree. The Milan was pretty stylish when it came out. It just aged into boring.

In reality, those cars are not abandoned. They just got caught up in a sandstorm, that’s why they’re dusty.

I was forced to see it’s death by oak tree.

Edit: deleted comment because I was commenting on the wrong article, but kija won’t let me delete comments.

WRONG. That is not the first fwd production car. It’s not even the second.

Jaguar XJ 220. All of the cars I had experience with were 80's boxes, so when I first saw this at age 5, I was smitten. Still one of my top dream cars today.

I would absolutely love a rwd 350 hp V6 fusion.

You can buy a four door convertible. They’re just not making any more of them currently.

Cadillac Ciel. The world needs another four door convertible.

It will probably have a crisis. A midlife crisis to be exact: “What am I doing with my life? I feel like I’m always working, but making no progress. Like I’m just spinning my wheels, accomplishing nothing, as time marches on...”

Ouch, I’m sorry that yours is a good car. Mine is a $750 beater, so a small dent in the roof really didn’t affect the value at all.

Mine isn’t doing so well.

Not likely. Most insurance doesn’t cover off road use. And I don’t expect that these guys did the research to find a policy that does. They don’t seem like the type to plan ahead and prepare for contingencies.