What? You never got an STD for your country? At least that’s what my partner told me...

More like a run down outlet mall that only sells irregulars and other fucked up shit.

I owe apologize to some of the shows I’ve called Bullshit on for being “unrealistic.”  Seems I was just blind to the dipshittery.

*spits in to the evening haze of the dusty road; squints steely-eyed in to the twilight gleam of Waffle Saadiq’s blade*

Oh yeah. Gonna be doling out a lot of “Fu-hu-HUUUUUUUCK you.”

When the Allies entered Germany in 1945 they were surprised to find that everyone they met told them they never supported the Nazi Party.

We are living in the WalMart of countries.

Ammo sales are going through the roof right now. Bought some from a friend “in the know” this weekend. After seeing this farce last night before the game came on, I IMMEDIATELY hit up another source for magazines...

When did I step into a fucking cartoon? If this shit were on TV, I’d have changed the channel long ago, because they are so transparent in their lies and obfuscation, it’s laughable. The plot holes, and leaps in logic alone are gigantic. But, here we are...

“Do yourself a favor, though, sign up for a random account and just troll b-bart today.“

Don’t mind them. They’re just dumb.

Powerful writing as usual Mr. Harriott.

Shit, half of us weren’t convinced that ho spoke English in the first place.

“Please send this story to Damon Young. He of the “if you wish bad upon these people you are the same thing only worse” mindset.”

Uh... that Damon headline was a joke..

...Didn’t even read the blog you’re whining about, did you?

Please send this story to Damon Young. He of the “if you wish bad upon these people you are the same thing only worse” mindset

It’s so clear that she can’t handle a fraction of the pressure that Michelle went through. Turns out the bar we hold black people to in this country is a high bar to hit...

And then Melania, much like her husband before her, invoked the good name of Michelle Obama, claiming that she never visited the border! And how much she’s working on Christmas stuff!