What? You never got an STD for your country? At least that’s what my partner told me...

More like a run down outlet mall that only sells irregulars and other fucked up shit.

I owe apologize to some of the shows I’ve called Bullshit on for being “unrealistic.”  Seems I was just blind to the dipshittery.

*spits in to the evening haze of the dusty road; squints steely-eyed in to the twilight gleam of Waffle Saadiq’s blade*

Oh yeah. Gonna be doling out a lot of “Fu-hu-HUUUUUUUCK you.”

When the Allies entered Germany in 1945 they were surprised to find that everyone they met told them they never supported the Nazi Party.

We are living in the WalMart of countries.

Ammo sales are going through the roof right now. Bought some from a friend “in the know” this weekend. After seeing this farce last night before the game came on, I IMMEDIATELY hit up another source for magazines...

When did I step into a fucking cartoon? If this shit were on TV, I’d have changed the channel long ago, because they are so transparent in their lies and obfuscation, it’s laughable. The plot holes, and leaps in logic alone are gigantic. But, here we are...

Shit, half of us weren’t convinced that ho spoke English in the first place.

“Please send this story to Damon Young. He of the “if you wish bad upon these people you are the same thing only worse” mindset.”

Uh... that Damon headline was a joke..

...Didn’t even read the blog you’re whining about, did you?

Please send this story to Damon Young. He of the “if you wish bad upon these people you are the same thing only worse” mindset

It’s so clear that she can’t handle a fraction of the pressure that Michelle went through. Turns out the bar we hold black people to in this country is a high bar to hit...

Great cameo by Garnet from Steven Universe:

Exactly. In fact I think the show, even more than the book, emphasises the fact that this isn’t really a “Lovecraft story with black people” but rather it’s about using elements of Lovecraftian lore, as well as other references to that time period, both from reality and pulp-fiction, to explore the black experience,…

I’ve been thinking of it as X-Files with an African-American family. Which is awesome since these types of shows never had a good history of minority representation. I also like these characters and how smart and nerdy they are.

I mean, at the second episode, it was very clear that this was an anthology series with through-lines, and I don’t know that it’s fair to expect things to wrap up in a cohesive fashion. That’s not what the show’s trying to do.