You’d think after reading what they managed to compile they would simply toss it. I mean...it’s nothing. A bunch of ex’s telling stories with no point, hardly damaging.

If they aren’t crazy about each other, they deserve a joint best actor Oscar.

I don’t think there will ever be a time when I see pics of them and my eyes won’t start to tear up.

Jager: “Oh, I turned down two of his marriage proposals, but the real reason we broke up was his racial angst.”

The first picture. Oh. My. Heart. You can’t fake that. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Now that’s true love right there. See, Trump understands what the Obamas don’t. What kind of marriage is it where there are genuine displays of affection and the woman is allowed to have her own mind and personality? HA! No. The woman should be terrified of you. And so should everyone else! You see these tits? These…

True, but there is some joy to be found in these images:

This is literally nothing. Anyone with half a brain wouldn’t make anything out of any of this. If this is the “worst” dirt anyone can find? well it’s no dirt at all.

He is so obviously into her I can’t even

And let’s not forget, a lot of his childhood was spent in a white environment. He spent a fair amount of time with his white, American grandmother, in a fairly white place.

Their love was our love because we were all so much better for seeing a successful, loving couple lead us forward.

All of this makes he wish he had been a give-no-fucks president like the orange dickhead we have in office now. But he took the high road, continues to take the high road at that burns the fuck out of their asses.

It is kinda nice though when people remind you why you broke up with them in the first place. Trifling heifers

He had a girlfriend before he married his wife, therefore he doesn’t really love his wife.

*gasp* An intelligent young man with a white mother and a black father grappled with his racial identity as he moved out into the world during his years in higher education, much of it in a very privileged white environment?

SHOCKED. JUST SHOCKED.

Another day. Another group of people coming along, not leaving the Obamas alone.

Jealous of Michelle is what is fueling the Obama book industry’s attempt at throwing dirt at Barrack. The same industry that justified giving Milo a book contract. Never forget who these people really are.

Lest we forget the domestic violence rate among police is 40%. 40%. The rate among the general population is 10%.

And one has to figure the spouse of police officer is even less likely to report domestic violence, so that number is probably optimistic.

These violent delights have violent ends.

Ok soooooo he shoots a man in cold blood and theyre still debating charges? But dude has a history of assault and thats what gets him charged? I hate this world sometimes.