High school Sons of Sam Malone can empathize.

A pity star. Just great.

Pom Squad: What Happens When the Cheering Stops?

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.

+1, +3, +7, +51 . . .

More like Horny County!

Damn. I came here to pick this low hanging fruit with a “more like Whorey county amiright?” but alas I have been bested.

“Horry County...”

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

He isn’t her coach. He is a coach that has had issues with her sisters. He is a coach that just lost. Explain to me why it is more likely he would be encouraging her and not acting like a dick.

Your attempts to vindicate the patriarchy are both honorable and commendable. Don’t let people criticize aggressive men in positions of power, lest these girls start thinking they are powerful themselves.

He must think he is an NCAA men’s basketball coach.

“My George isnt smart enough to hatch a scheme like this.”

99% sure he wouldn’t have done that to a dude.

Yeah, that was really odd. He pushed her shoulder where her hand would have been had she not snubbed him. He’s the coach, he cannot be putting his hands on another player like that. Act like the adult in the room and move on.

Judging by the shade of the Auburn uniforms, she couldn’t consider herself at home.

Subtle Twist

Did Fagin really attempt to snub Walton, or was it more of an artful dodge?

It seems a little bush league to not shake hands. But the coach should have just shook his head and moved on. No need to touch her. Douche.