Isosceles is disappoint, son.

Tom Rowe and the ghost of his younger self can’t believe it.

Being born in a big liberal city isn’t an accomplishment.

Fucking Huntington Beach! What a surprise that the same place that gave us the great bro riots of 2014 is also giving us this garbage. If you ever want to feel like you’re in hell yet somehow also near some beautiful beachfront hit up the main drag of HB on any given weekend and find a nice bench to weep on.

Probably 90% of the people making the food in the kitchen are immigrants! I wonder if the waiter checked their IDs before working with them.

The manager really screwed the pooch on fixing this too. He should have sent that waiter packing immediately, assured the women he would not be back, and comped their meal.

And I bet he’s somewhere right now defending his stupid-ass decision.

Did you read the story? His intent was to check residency. Why do you feel the need to question what these women said?

So wait... the waiter doesn’t believe in serving tourists? Because what does the city residence on their ID prove? Does he deny service to tourists from France, Canada, Japan, etc.”*

This is why we in LA still call it “behind the orange curtain.”

ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

It’s like an inkblot. It says whatever you think it says.

It looks like it’s supposed to say “Without pain, you cannot know pleasure”

Look at the size of this thing:

Absolutely. If I had to guess, he hit 50 and realized he couldn’t be banging women and staying out partying till dawn forever. Even in Hollywood, he would have become a pervy, gross stereotype.

It’s the Annette Benning vs. Denise Richards debate. Women who fall in love with habitual womanizers often believe they’re going to be Annette Benning whereas they end up being the Denise Richards in the long run. The former is the rare reception (usually because the guy decides to settle down with whomever he’s with…

I think Katey’s saying she thought all those other Polaroid girls were hookups, but that she and Gene had something real.

The Black Eyed Peas are hard at work on a graphic novel in which our hero fends off aliens and zombies with hip-hop.

I don’t know how old you are, but I tell people all the time that that one thing is one of the perks of being older. You don’t have to keep up the exhausting facade of “what this? Oh I only like this ironically.” Hell yeah I like Metallica and Britney at the same time!