Dick Gregory says hello. From the Great Beyond. 

Why not assume the universal mantle and call it “The Sketch Show”, “Sketch Show” or just “Sketch”? These comics are genuinely, objectively funny. There hardly seems a need to be so hyper-specific in the title. 

Ok, I’m confused by the texts. Early on, the Wight Worshipper, drops the news that he (she, they, it) has a long dick. (A dick as long as Michael’s criminal record, which is apparently very short. But I digress.)

Re: John & Josh

As much as I like reading the Clapback mailbag, I like watching it even more. The biggest problem with sending white people back to wherever is that it’s almost guaranteed that the current denizens of wherever don’t want their American cousins back. 

A relevant correction - the event is at the Los Angeles campus of the University of California aka UCLA. The University of California campus of the University of California is 400 miles away in Berkeley, the home of the California Golden Bears.

“Middle-of-the ground policies” strikes me as (unintentional?) shade. I’ve heard of middle-of-the-road policies (centrist). I also know about middle ground policies (compromise). But middle-of-the-ground sounds like policy that was crash-landed, nose first, into the pavement.

Where the heck do you live where taco truck tacos cost more that $1.25-1.50? 

Pinche guey, you need a taco truck.

“I don’t care if it sounds prejudiced, but Pete is just not a presidential name. Watch my word, Iran and them North Korean niggas gon’ get real disrespectful if we have a president named Pete.”

This headline is bullshit, Redford. UC Berkeley was scammed by a cheater with fraudulent SAT scores, that were validated by the compromised College Board. The school was neither “caught up” nor “implicated” in the scandal. The school was victimized by criminals.

*Generations. Because some of us can’t forget they flooded our neighborhoods with heroin to close the ‘60’s and open the ‘70’s. 

More like the enslaved Haitians freed themselves. In any case, Haitian slavery yielded quite a while before its US counterpart.

My money says Broner is a sexual abuse victim. That overreaction reaches “gay panic” levels. If so, I hope he gets the help he needs. He should reach out to Sugar Ray Leonard for strength and guidance.

Also, a black king author. (Damn, how’d I end up back in the grays?)

Slow your roll. We tail-end Baby Boomers are still in our 50’s. Plus we also got shit on by our older cohort. 

Is it just me, or does the statement by Time’s Up come off as weird and unprofessional? Why list unproven allegations against a family member in a statement about the CEO’s departure? 

Weird flex; confessing to publicly raping a guy in the “Gay Quarter”. But do you, I guess.

Damn. That young lady had a target on her back. Tragic. 

Bac-ante. Pun or portmanteau? YBTJ.