“Nigga, what?!”, is quickly followed by hands.

How I know this was the answer before I finished reading the question?

Announcer Voice:

Most here are too young to understand how exquisite this comment is. All the stars to you.

Fuck Justin Timberlake and the nip slip he rode in on. How bow dah?

How in poultry hell did he not put ONE FLAKE, GRAIN, OR DASH OF SEASONING on that chicken?

He’s a black kid, so the statistics say you’re probably right about the suspension.

Finally, Sessions picks on someone his own size. However, the naughty little elf should check with Keebler corporate. His anti-pot stance is denying them billions in the edibles market.

Sounds more like Roy Moore. But, you know, disgusted minds can differ.

He is the model of the worst stand-up comedian ever.

“Those blood-sucking, privileged-assed, low-key-racist white heauxs.”

I’m really glad I kept it pushing this morning when I first read. Kept my bp low, while she got the beginning of her comeuppance. Well done, everyone.

Glad to know that the US is delivering the fantasy F-52 fighter jets to the not-a-country of “Normay”.

Does this mean he gets the prized MiKKKael accreditation?

Looks like instead of draining the swamp, Steve is drowning in it. Literally, the (American) empire strikes back.

Thank you Justin Timberlake for proving that my aversion to your phoniness was not haterism. It was my keenly calibrated “ofaydar” pinging to the mass white nonsense floating just below your surface.

The Black people may think so. But the white people are not playing about that Christian warrior bit.

Good. Tell your friends.

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