Pentagon shade. Love it.

Michael, it’s great to see you on Kinja. I’ve enjoyed your work and your twitter for some time now. Your names for Donald Trump are extraordinary. Cheeto Mussolini may well be my last words.

Those mo’fu’as could tell the truth. They could stand in front of their constituents and point at the real problems. They could grow a spine and stand for country over personal ambition. The could call out other white people on their bullshit. They don’t have to sound like Maxine Waters. They can whitesplain it.

I couldn’t get halfway through this article. It makes me #sad.

Blessed are the assist-makers, for they shall pass through the eye of a needle.

Every time I get ready to declare Pope Pius a blasphemer and a heretic, he performs some graceful act of faith. “Teach me me how to pray, Holy Father”, bids Esther. Just as the throng asked of Jesus on the mount. And the Pope led her through a process that moved her from her concept God-the-slot-machine, to a new…

Is it wrong to observe Jude Law’s display of a delicious bulge underneath those of-the-minute gray warm-ups?

It also knocks over an actor who looks suspiciously like Pope St. John Paul II, with his signature shepherds crook, peace be upon him.

So, I had Sweetie Pie’s in NoHo, LA, CA. Fried chicken and hush puppies were good. Then I had the greens...With a name like Sweetie Pie’s I suppose that sugar in the greens is on-brand. But hell, nah. Don’t be turning God’s greatest leafy superfood into a di-a-beetus delivery system. I haven’t had the will to go back.

Sean Spicer a lying troll puppet, Lollipop Guild dissenter, now a noted nitro-phobe.

So you’re saying that a brotha has a chance to get out of the grays?

So you’re telling me the Chinese sent a car called the Hongqi (Honkey) to America?Inscrutable trolling.

F’n amazing!

What is “happy wife, happy life” if not some grade-A retrograde sexist bullshit?

That’s right. A functioning democracy demands more of its citizens than merely voting. It requires an engaged electorate that holds its electeds accountable, that works to get/keep big money out of politics, that directly participates as candidates, officeholders, committeepersons, commissioners etc., that doesn’t…

Please send this.

Their fraught racial history makes the green and white somewhat problematic. Switching to black is subversive.

It’s generally not cool to punch downwards.

You have a problem with that?

Pro-tip. Penis jousting always leads to porn.