Bad news: you’d be in Georgia.

That’s retarded

Dammit Kamara, haven’t you done enough?

Ok, this shit right here...

That jingle tho: 🎼 Trooth Res-erection res-eRECtion🎶... Catchy!

I think he just created a new porn genre: the hack-off video.

This week on (almost) Naked and (be very) Afraid....

Depends on what you mean by funny.

🌟 for Erma Bombeck.

Make Grammar Great Again!

How do you Spelman at Morehouse? R-a-p-e

I laughed, I cried, I got a chub. Well done!

Oh shit! Why’d you have to tell me?!

Where I come from, for at least 2 generations, blow jobs and white girls go together like peanut butter and jelly.

Weiner Weiner Chicken Dinner

Because Jay-Z didn’t make her act an ass on social media. She did that on her own, unlike the cheating.

Yeah, you gotta go to the more mainline denominations. I’m a Christian Methodist (CME). Like our sister church people, the AME’s, people start fidgeting, looking at the clock, and clearing their throats if the minister attempts to break the two-hour barrier.

🙌🏾

Serve them. Serve that face, guuuurl.