She all about that life.

Yes, thanks for the vid. Also, noctilucent.

Soooooo, serotonin shots, good or nah?

Michael, thanks for the video blow-by-blow. I was lost the first time I saw it.

How do you say sock puppet in Mandarin?

Ok, to recap, 5 Chinese ships sailed into our territorial waters in Alaska, while our President is there. They are smack-talking our airplanes flying in international airspace over their fake islands in the South China Sea. Then they release this truly insane video of an attack on our forces on Okinawa. All in…

In general, if your gag leaves people with the impression they can prevent a terrible tragedy, it’s probably time to go back to toilet paper and eggs.

Yes, a permanent time out.

I’d like to see the crosstabs on this study. Was the sample diverse? How did the subgroups’ choices compare? The devil is in the details.

Unfortunately, an attractive, white male, veteran can get away with this kinda bs in front of juries. See White, Dan and “Twinkie defense”.

I’d fuck Biebs like he was an arctic oil field: drill baby drill!

No chill.

Fire season. Closely followed by mudslide season. Because L.A.

BTW Madeleine, you and the crew live-blogged the shit out of the VMA’s. I was crying like my name was Justin Beiber.

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who heard that fart. None of the write-ups that I read mentioned it. (Probably because I was focused on Nicki and Miley and forgot all about the pooting.)

BREAKING NEWS: I AM NOT THE HOME SECRETARY OF GREAT BRITAIN OR AUSTRALIA.

Thanks Adam, but that page is in Chinese and translate was less than 100% helpful.

Yes, we do.

What does it all mean?

As a 9yo I caught my bike wheel in a grate and flipped over the handlebars. Decades and design improvements later, I still get anxious riding over it.