Golden!

Translation: You don’t look like a guy who needs penis pills. Pause. No homo.

What are you bringing this up for? That Nazi stuff is all in the past right? Like slavery and Jim Crow. Nazi descendants’ lives matter. /s

Australians are getting drunk AF and taking so many sick days (“sickies”) that it’s costing them billions, according to a new report. Good times, though.

That’s bullshit. Venus was not the first, nor the last player to retire due to injury. Only someone who stigmatizes (suspects the worst; never giving the benefit of the doubt) black people would jump to those sorts of conclusions.

You spent part of your weekend denigrating a poet on Gawker because you lacked the facility to understand his work. So, you tried to overcompensate for your ignorance and the shame it brought you by insulting the author.

Why did they think he was fixing matches? Why didn’t they think Venus was suffering real pain?

As an homage to L.A. life you could’ve done the same thing with people driving.

While we’re all blowing Barry, I agree that his writing is top-notch on dv and everything else. When reading hacks online leaves a bad taste in my mouth, I use Deadspin as a palate cleanser. I appreciate you, Barry. Also, delicious.

Why don’t you read up on your question before you come in here and try to downplay what Kelsey did?

IIRC, Ted Cruz went to West Point.

Thank you Hillary for sitting through this so the rest if us didn’t have to. I found reading this to be painful. Her torture of language and logic reveals her unresolved trauma issues, perhaps.

Maybe he was at the bars in Bumfuck, TX, got drunk, crashed his car into that dealership, staggered around in a daze and was shot by a rookie cop who decided to willfully misinterpret Taylor’s action. Which is why we can’t see the video footage from the time the cops arrived.

Pretty damn smart for a Neanderthal, man.

Thank you for articulating this so well. I found this interview extremely frustrating. I had to work myself to a place of compassion, because her trauma still dominates her.

Ida B. ChoAzz is the most hood name ever. Somebody needs to get this woman a ghetto pass.

While he clearly is the demented one, she suffers from early -stage Michelle Bachmann eyes.

...and into the rabbit hole I fell.

Nuclear non-sequiter.