Don't drop down here trying to make up for your earlier bullshit.

I just learned something. I'll never used nonplussed again. Thanks internet!

Mark please capitalize Democrat and Republican when referring to the political parties. All other times, you may use lower case: "The United States eschewed direct democracy in favor of a republican form of government."

I was really hoping to read: "...Ferguson's cast mates include Carla Jimenez and Kirby Howell-Baptiste and Geoff the Robot.

Remember that today's condoms are made "for her pleasure"!

It is one of the shittiest, most poorly written moments of TV I have watched in recent memory, and yet I admit I was grinning like the Joker the entire time because it was so entertainingly awful.

Delanie of game.

Thank you Mr. Pinkham for saving my Monday.

I love studies that go "around the globe" and completely miss the African continent.

I was just thanking my SO earlier today for making me a part of the Beyhive. I love you deep, Babycakes.

The Illuminati are slipping.

Top-notch article, Michael. I learned fun, valuable and sorta secret stuff. Made my day.

Yeah, no, Marchman, it's gross.

So, back in very segregated, overtly racist 1960's San Bernardino my African American grandfather and grandmother were at a restaurant where they'd received glares from the non-colored clientele. When the not-black waitress asked him how he'd like his coffee he said, loudly, "The same way I like my women,…

More like Eww-topia, amirite?

In before, "That's gay!"

Big Surf Arizona. Surf's up. Sharks down.

No titty sparklers. I am disappoint.

Maybe you can clear up the mystery for me. What is this image?

Totes scrotes.