Clearly, you are not familiar with Lindy's awesome writing at The Stranger. She's always been awesomely progressive - an affirmative non-racist. Now, she's got that haute beau, making me regret the fact that I didn't hit her up the moment she got to LA. I knew some smart brother would scoop her up.

You would have really hated the 70's, then.

Not really, since it's a barely year-old league with no franchise in America's largest, and arguably, most soccer-mad state. A state which, coincidently, happens to be my home.

Absolutely.

Professional women's soccer is a thing in the US? Awesome. But the season's over? Ugh. My love for our USWNT is unbounded. I'd watch them play during a rainstorm in Tornado Alley.

Never thought I'd find a discussion of menstruation so engrossing.

Sternum-licking, chest-nibbling

Nipple tweaking

Praying at the Penis Altar

"Can I get a hot tub?"

THIS. A.Thousand.Times. THIS.

In my Best Coast growing up experience, the difference is more about entree vs. side dish. White people (esp Catholics) ate Mac n cheese as a main dish (esp on Fridays). Black people ate it as a side dish, a very side dish. Many other starches were usually involved.

Feel like a woman, kill your own spiders.

Mmmmm, chocolate.

Can somebody tell me why this 2012 video is catching fire again on Jezebel?

CT lacks the peen to properly pull it off. Yeah, I said it.

Receptionist: "Mr. Diddy, it's the 1970's on the line. They are demanding royalties. Or at least an h/t."

(as if I envisioned myself with a chubby prep with a beer gut, but I wasn't gonna say that cos I'm not an dirtbag)

Liam Drew: Extreme Mansplainer.