You’re asking someone who uses the word “libtard” unironically to “think.”

We’re guessing this is why cats freak out over cucumbers as well.

That’s an insult to Marie Antoinette(who, by all accounts was actually a decent sort who probably would have been better off as a housewife somewhere).

LOCK HER UP!

AB usually has recipes you can take at a glance so I’m hopeful it’ll turn out well Poodle! Although I must say I preferred fat balding Alton to the current buzz cut skinny version.

“Why did you force your employees to spend their own money on your lemonade stand? Like, did you have no friends?”

Holy shit. Did you see that the last question on this site is an optional question about the HOTNESS of the teacher? I know this is not a school-run site, but what the fuck.

Ok, sure, asshole.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Maybe now she can grow up to be a civil rights lawyer, and win a bunch of ruinous judgments against stupid-ass municipalities that insist on hiring chickenshit, no-account fools for their police departments.

I think that makes you a good person. Good people think about what their good luck or advantages can do for others. The few times a year when I buy a lottery ticket, I always dream about how awesome it would be to walk into the homes of my sisters and parents and friends and tell them I’ve paid it all off. I don’t…

Ok I would totally do this if I had that kind of money (minus the ridiculous suitcases and $20 dollar bills). Does that make me a terrible person? I’m pretty sure he donates a fair amount to charity as well and he has more money than he can spend, so it’s not like this is taking away from charity donations or…

Can’t believe the only post on the fires has a title about production on some random tv shows getting delayed. Ridiculous.

Definitely. They are part of the Urban Outfitters umbrella, which excels in having frequent foot-in-mouth moments over bigoted, puerile designs.

The thing that bothers me about this argument, Tim, is that for artistic purposes (and I’m an educated painter), the idea of fair use is for transformative, or satirical, or commentative purposes. None of which the pulled earrings meet. They’re just a sad replica, swiped from upper management’s back catalogues. Those…

I would agree but they have a long long history of doing this

Maybe his lawyer dictated it to someone else to tweet it.

I thought it was a joke when I first heard the dude’s name was ty Cobb.

This is what happens when you pick a lawyer because he has the most racist name. That’s why Bill O’Reilly had to settle all those sex misconduct claims you know. Turns out Randy Hitler was a terrible lawyer.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.