First they came for the greys...

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,…

She bugs me.

Super proud of her for telling the damn truth regardless but fucking bummed that she lost her coin. I really hope this winds up opening new and better doors for her.

As a New Jersey-ite, all I can remember is most of these mofos doing their best to block aid to desperate people after Hurricane Sandy. We should help Houston ONLY in exchange for them leaving the GOP and their climate denying, aid-withholding representatives. Tough love.

Robert E. Lee’s direct descendant is a librul and I hope it gives white supremacists the raging shits.

“This post deserves all of the stars.”

With a name like Smelcer he had to be bad.

That bitch ain’t pregnant, she just fat and stupid.

Okay Paul Ryan, what exactly does Trump have to say before you get bothered? Asking for some friends (millions of them).

I think we ALL know who is the most tremendous pathological liar.

And just like what always happens people will buy this stuff, try to make something elaborate like on the show, fail, and then leave it to sit in their cupboards for a decade.

I was totally on board with accepting the new hosting situation but after watching the most recent season on PBS I’m starting to worry a bit. The chemistry was too perfect, it’s just not going to be the same. Plus I just love the way Mary Barry takes those adorable little bites.

Look, I didn’t fuck that sheep.

He knew he needed to be merciful after she pulled her own arms and legs off.

So he definitely murdered her.

We know he destroyed the art deco bas relief friezes of the Bonwit Teller Bldg - after the Metropolitan Museum agreed to pay for their preservation and removal - when he built Trump Tower. Because HE didn’t think they were important (and he’d know better than the Met!)

That’s why New York’s elite have always mocked Trump. He’s the hillbilly’s idea of a rich man. Old money New Yorkers not only don’t have gold plated penthouses, they wouldn’t step foot in one.

Poor Selma Blair. Dogs don’t live anywhere near long enough.