Where did you find the good panforte recipe?

Would. Eat.

Recipe for the fries?

My failsafe pita recipe is from an old cookbook called ‘The Portable Feast’. Works every time, even if you don’t follow the instructions exactly. I love me some Greek food.

Uh, how do you hurt a machine made to keep people from breaking into it? WTF?

Let’s not forget the assholes who wanted to BUY them, as well.

I think she did a really dipshit, stupid thing and had her PR person write an “apology” for her.

Does he even realize what a twunt he looks?

Then... failure. And PS, I’m not male, I’m not a MRA moran, and I still didn’t think it was funny.

Huh. “Libtard”. Does somebody have a can of TrollBGone handy?

Whatevs.

I’m SO glad you have the inside scoop as to these people. Must be nice to be omniscient.

Uh... you *do* realize she/he was talking about Michael, do you not?

Sure sounds like grounds for a lawsuit. Get the bastard - and his cohorts. He didn’t do all of this on his own.

Or at least take it to the drycleaners. That little fact made her po-po-innocent me routine a tad suspect.

ISWYDT

Not knowing anything that jewelry, I might have assumed it was one of the Three Wise Guys...

And them killing the poor and children and retirees is cool?

You... kept them?

There is no fucking way she signed her own name.