Why?

Well, glad to know you’re the end-all and be-all of what happened and/or should have happened.

Yeesh, someone should tell him to lay off the Urine Yellow hair dye.

Agree with both of you. I have to admit that when I read about SWAT, my first thought was, “Well, that’s no great loss.”

Now I’m wondering if I’m too mimsy..... or just brillig.

So much this, unfortunately.

Man, he was on the toilet for quite a while this time....

I help out in our elementary school office, and sometimes enter immunization records. The number of outraged parents who tell me that hey, they ALLOWED their precious snowflakes to get a flu shot so what’s the big deal about, anyway? is nauseating.

Hey dipshit, I have two friends who are still alive because of AIDS medication. Fuck you.

If you really think he’s likeable, you need to hie thee to a shrink ASAP.

Sorry, he is/was a douche and has no problems promoting himself as one. Why would you like that?

Yeah, right.

And you are basing your opinion on what?

Amazing but stomach-churning.

Teleprompter or Sharpie on his hand.

Yup, yellowjackets are the worst - and can sting multiple times.

You should hear foxes mating. I honestly thought some woman was being tortured and raped.

And then there’s accidentally getting between a sow and her cubs.... Not good times.

Well, according to Betsy Dewhore, they’re in our schools....

My SIL is extremely arachnophobic. I don’t think you could get him anywhere close to Australia.