Traitors are not necessarily the same thing as slave owners. I’m not sure our president understands that. Don’t you?

I’m struggling to decide whether this is dumb, off topic, whataboutism, or just trolling.

Why, it’s almost as though you’ve missed the point.

I forget, which of the men on Mount Rushmore created a separate country and fought a war against the United States government?

It’s almost like Sea World is bad at this.

West Coast best coast.

This is good news; thank you!

Yes let’s not forget the woman who had her face torn off by her pet chimpanzee.

I’ve e heard from some fellow Jews I follow that the memorial keeps backup panes in case this kind of thing happens. Which, I mean, smart. So in that case I guess the kid and family should pay for the new backup panes?

He and his parents should have to pay for the entire installation to be replaced - and issue an apology. What scum are among us.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

That is a 24k thing to do. Well done, Mr. Mars.

The white supremacist marchers were supposedly called to Charlottesville because a statue of Robert E. Lee was removed from a public park there.

Does Deadspin even cover NASCAR?

So you admit the cop had no clue that the person had allegedly robbed a store but was still within right to kill him dead as judge jury and executioner? I think I know what kind of person I’m dealing with here.

God. What evil and stupid shitbirds.

The majority of straight white men who voted, voted for Trump. Around 67%, I believe. That’s not a fringe, that’s a fucking majority. And all those people were OK with voting for a man who was explicitly racist throughout his campaign and was praised and endorsed by David fucking Duke.

On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:

Not sure where you’re getting “neoliberal nonsense” from. Gov. Snyder (and, by extension, the members of his administration, like Lyon) are Republicans.