West Coast best coast.

This is good news; thank you!

Yes let’s not forget the woman who had her face torn off by her pet chimpanzee.

I’ve e heard from some fellow Jews I follow that the memorial keeps backup panes in case this kind of thing happens. Which, I mean, smart. So in that case I guess the kid and family should pay for the new backup panes?

He and his parents should have to pay for the entire installation to be replaced - and issue an apology. What scum are among us.

Hannah, Parmageddon is way better than Cheddarmegeddon. It’s important to me that you know that.

That is a 24k thing to do. Well done, Mr. Mars.

The white supremacist marchers were supposedly called to Charlottesville because a statue of Robert E. Lee was removed from a public park there.

Does Deadspin even cover NASCAR?

So you admit the cop had no clue that the person had allegedly robbed a store but was still within right to kill him dead as judge jury and executioner? I think I know what kind of person I’m dealing with here.

God. What evil and stupid shitbirds.

The majority of straight white men who voted, voted for Trump. Around 67%, I believe. That’s not a fringe, that’s a fucking majority. And all those people were OK with voting for a man who was explicitly racist throughout his campaign and was praised and endorsed by David fucking Duke.

On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:

Lol, probably. Ugh, this damn story disturbed me so much I am all up in his history (also, insomnia!) LinkedIn shows he’s held a lot of jobs for a short period of time in project management, but he’s now the CEO/COO/CFO, etc of some company whose name features the word “green.” The “company” facebook is offline now,…

1) WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS DID HE BRING?

you should see a therapist about your self-loathing, it sounds like it’s probably seriously negatively impacting your life.

lol he is exactly the person you think he is. If he was in a movie, you would roll your eyes because of what an uninspired cliche he is.

Wait, it — it — has it come to this? Is this the only way that you can talk to a woman? To do that shtick?

Not sure where you’re getting “neoliberal nonsense” from. Gov. Snyder (and, by extension, the members of his administration, like Lyon) are Republicans.