If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

He’s using the Vanilla Ice defense:

Don’t go to this website if you don’t want to be accused of bigotry for not liking a couple of people who are female or black. Most comment threads are the hub for lazy thinking.

And it’s only $100,000 (spare change to her) over the 17-18 academic year. She’ll probably get a nice tax break, or maybe she’ll get to claim it as a marketing expense. Yes it’s a nice gesture and will make life easier for 4 people, but let’s not pretend this was out of pure altruism.

Praise my work. Tell me how amazing it is and tell me how it’s impacted you. Then I’ll give you money.

They are also facing decreasing consumption and competition from various non-dairy milks. They are also hobbled by the stupidity that led them to vote (three times) for that anal fissure Scott Walker and President Nazi McStupidpants.

I’m sorry that you have to put up with assholes such as these.

Its well known that laws like Stand Your Ground, Concealed and Open Carry Laws are for white people.

Thomas was diagnosed with a bipolar disorder and his family claims the shooting was sparked by a mental breakdown, an allegation that could be backed up by his erratic behavior, as described by The Washington Post

“You’re the first daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” the moderator, WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel, said. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you…

The Leader of the Free World doesn’t have to dress for other people.

My Elton playlist is too long to list here. Thanks to my older siblings I’ve loved him since I was 8. I’ve seen him in concert 14 times. This headline gave me a heart attack.

Thanks for making me more angry.

Anecdotal, but we just flew Delta with a one year old and a three year old and the entire flight staff was sweet as can be. Helping however they could, stopping by extra times to help out, even the gate attendant had a tantrum defusing crayon and coloring page ready when needed. I think some people are just assholes.

The woman was travelling with 2 babies. I hardly think needing a stroller is being a dick.

He won’t always be gray, but you’ll always be a cunt.

That sentance made no sense.

“on one issue”

I would like to live long enough to see the greatest parts of Obama’s presidency come back around. Respect for women being one of them.