Oh dear, I hope you didn’t pull any muscles with that painfully twisted logic.

Trump Supporter: “Does it potentially hurt brown people?”

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

He was making acid wash jeans.

“I offer intellectual stimulation, my looks don’t matter.”

The fact that it annoys you makes me happy as punch.

OK, then show your latest bank account statement. I’ll bet it’s just SO BIG, the biggest, really, but it’s a secret, right? Losers like you love to talk the talk but you can’t walk the walk. Hey, even a picture of you with your amazingly hot wife would be something. But no, you know you are nothing buddy, that’s…

Butthole Eyes

All right, if you want to dance, we can dance.

Also, beating someone might be a sin, but beating your child sure isn’t.

Needs a general stock photo of a couple holding hands and smiling with the whitest teeth possible next to a duck pond.

She’ll be too busy as POTUS.

Michelle Obama should be the mayor of Chicago.

Muslim refugees don’t come anywhere near fucking up my life the way white men do every single day.

She does kind of have “walk of shame hair” in the same way Bannon always looks like he woke up on a park bench with a thin residue of vomit on his lips.

yea, that’s when Betty learned a valuable lesson about higher education.

I want to whisper in her ear what my mother would occasionally whisper in mine when I wore a skirt, “Your knees are friends and they should meet.” 

“Like Uber, but for jewelry. And harassment, but that goes without saying.”