Short answer?

Wow. I met worse idiots in the saw mill.

I listened to the NPR story last night and HOWLED. He was SO pathetic.

ooooo - project manager - SO hot for him.

My kid was over the top eating in NYC - but they found a ramen restaurant.

I don’t find NY all that shopping-inducing.

Gaggamaggot.

So why did you comment on it as well?

Bingo.

Well, then, aren’t you the special snowflake.

Quelle suprise.

Good friends of ours were interviewed when their prospective SIL was being vetted for border patrol (yeah, he’s the type who loves the current gummint attitude). Their cat walked across the upstairs balcony and knocked a decorative quilt off onto the FBI dude.

Who takes a piss in the sink?

I would have the perfect reply, tho: “It’s my SO’s job to do the dishes, so look at his shit, not mine.”

Okay, paddy, 1) it’s optional. 2) the money goes to a REAL charity. And 3) you seem to be using a ‘bright shiny object’ and ignoring the reality of wage discrimination.

And I remember a story on NPR where two of their employees were fired cuz they wanted to get married (not a gay couple), and evidently it is - or at least was - against the rules.

Thus says a guy....

And let’s not forget those natural things like venom...

I don’t know about you, but the thought of breathing salt is not appetizing...

And exercises his thumbs by tweeting.