That’s our Freddie!!!!!1!! Or his missing twin. He sleeps like that, too.

I think she knew what she was getting herself into....

Only that Melanoma get her figure back PRONTO.

I’m sorry for your situation, but NOT ALL WOMEN WOULD WANT TO BE WITH THE BABY’S FATHER. NOT AT *ALL*.

Um, not first child.

Hopefully you’re dissing him and not a woman who has just went through childbirth.

He hasn’t sold it yet....

The fact that he was around for the, um, conception is vomit-making.

Does Tea Lizard also lick his own eyeballs? Asking for a friend...

He’s not in yet. He hasn’t been cleared security-wise. I find it interesting (read: disgusting) he feels like he’s a bigwig already.

It’s an MRA trollette.

Yeah, always blame somebody/something else. That’s the way you trollettes roll.

but you’re admitting your dick IS small.

and you continue to defend this (and your) crap.

[gif of cat saying, “GOOD”]

What if you weren’t a fuckwad trollette?

[makes note to myself - don’t laugh at SO]

She said due to back pain. I doubt her relative wants her to sit/stand in pain to visit.

sometimes I’m REALLY glad I don’t have any type of cell phone.

I’d give him some chili oil and tell him I’ll rub him with it....