He hasn’t sold it yet....

The fact that he was around for the, um, conception is vomit-making.

Does Tea Lizard also lick his own eyeballs? Asking for a friend...

He’s not in yet. He hasn’t been cleared security-wise. I find it interesting (read: disgusting) he feels like he’s a bigwig already.

It’s an MRA trollette.

Yeah, always blame somebody/something else. That’s the way you trollettes roll.

but you’re admitting your dick IS small.

and you continue to defend this (and your) crap.

[gif of cat saying, “GOOD”]

What if you weren’t a fuckwad trollette?

[makes note to myself - don’t laugh at SO]

She said due to back pain. I doubt her relative wants her to sit/stand in pain to visit.

sometimes I’m REALLY glad I don’t have any type of cell phone.

I’d give him some chili oil and tell him I’ll rub him with it....

Doesn’t make it right, and the fact that he’s been asked NOT to do it adds a whole new level to the situation....

Yeah..... NO.

I once had a tampon rammed into my cervix cuz the guy couldn’t wait.

Try being de-virginized and get back to us. Honestly, you’re sounding pretty effing trollesque right now.

Only if you’re imagination-impaired and truly uninspired/uninspiring.

This has already been said, but TEXAS DEMANDING FUNDING FOR ZIKA RESEARCH IN 3... 2... 1...