The daughter is 20 years old and talks like an oldtimer about sex and shit?

Don’t we all?

Unfortunately, it’s never stopped rethugs.

Even Fartface Kobach’s HOME STATE is not gonna do it.

voldemort is more than happy to kiss drupster’s ass

You know, our kid is going to grad school in Chicago

Again, this is A FILTER. DO YOU WANT TO EAT WHAT YOUR BODY DOESN’T WANT YOUR KIDS TO HAVE IN THEM?

I wanted to do something with my kid’s gall bladder.

Sorry, but get real, honey.

Can’t argue with this.

And your friend is baka.

Well, bully for you. I feel for your kid(s), tho.

I dunno about shade, but it’s wonderful.

Staff =/= armed security.

And I’m saying that you can get diseases from eating placenta.

Well, that’s what our kitties do....

I approve of placenta-fed apple trees. Or any other kind of tree, for that matter.

They’re stupid then. Honestly. The placenta is there to filter crap from your kid. Why would you eat it?

Do you know what the placenta screened you from?

Fuck, I knew this *years* ago. The placenta is an effing FILTER. To FILTER out crap. Yeah, animals eat it to try to keep other animals from scenting their birth, but We. Don’t. Have. To. And it’s NOT good for you .