What I would read from it in context is "you're pissing me off, so I'm just going to say a number so you shut up."

As a science teacher who's had to teach young breezy fangirls, I'm not mad at that tweet. Thanks for your help Chris. Now go back to fucking off.

I LOVE evening soaps and was addicted to DH for like years but this is a "no". I have watched three episodes and find it to be a terrible show with awful writing and terrible tropey-things every which way. Marc Cherry is disappointing me big time. He has a great cast of beautiful Latina women to work with but the…

Ahem—Mary's baby, Downton heir GEORGE makes his debut. What were the odds?

She actually discovered the structure before Watson and Crick—they stole her data and published their paper (which was based on her stolen data) just days before she published her own paper. So they got credit. And she didn't. Then she died from cancer from x-ray exposure. And they got a Nobel Prize.

I mean, I think her voice is kind of nice.

The hammer is his penis. We already knew that.

She looks like she should star in the next CW teen drama. I mean that as compliment, weirdly.

The fact that New Girl got totally snubbed this year is UNACCEPTABLE. Funniest comedy on TV, masterful performances and writing all around, and nothing?

So Marilyn Monroe was 5'5" 118? Isn't everyone always talking about how she was so much bigger and "curvier" than today's stars? That seems pretty small to me.

Man, heroin is so freaking bad. Bad, bad, bad. Seriously guys, do pretty much any other drug you want, but if you mess with heroin, it is pretty much for sure going to kill you eventually. I am only 32 and have lost so many friends and acquaintances to that shit. Very sad for Cory and his family.

YOLO is a profound restatement of the kind of questions Man has been struggling to answer since he was first aware of his own existence. This phrase captures a fundamental paradox of human existence and processes it into a compact form so that an ever-busier society may be given a chance to reflect on these truths we…

I hate to point this out, but I don't think Kevin sang that line. If I'm right, it was Nick. Just sayin. *runs and hangs head in shame*

"Christianity" is a pretty wide umbrella. Kind of like any other label (say, feminist). Lots of us are perfectly normal, intellectual and yes, feminist (holler!). Hell, some of us curse like sailors and vote Democrat, too!

This is so confusing and distressing. Cheap clothes are bad, expensive clothes are bad, so what the heck? Whether I buy a T-Shirt that costs $200 or $2, someone in a sweatshop still probably manufactured it. If I wear all my clothes until they fall apart then they don't travel through the horrible donation chain, but…

Wow.

That nanny story strikes me as mighty apocryphal. I take leave to doubt it.

OH MY GOD I'M SO BUSTED. My Instagram comment is on that screen grab.... I STAND BY MY REMARKS.

Was it... cocked?

One step closer to making sure that fetuses can get guns for defense against abortions.