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Kaley Cuoco has a fiance now? Wasn't it just a month ago that we were supposed to believe she was dating Henry Cavill but no one bought it? BUSTED

On her phone though? I guess I don't know about the fancy new iPhones, but my phone definitely isn't that advanced!

I want to know who is taking the photo of Kelly Osborne and her boyfriend. There is no way she didn't ask some one to take it for her, and then pose just so.

I don't remember who Cressida is either, but it doesn't even matter because Natalie Dormer is THE BEST!

EXCUSE ME? If anything, Matt is Ben's better half.

Aah, what is this Keek thing that Keegan Allen linked to? Is this yet another social media that I'm going to have to learn?

it took me a full minute to determine which language that song was in.

hahaha this got him on America's Best Dance Crew?

I love Bey's bob! I wish I could figure out how to wear headbands like that, but my hair always gets pushed up and weird. I think it's too thick.

A PRINT and messy hair on Jen? Is this real life?

yeah, I'm not really sure why it happens. I think it's because I don't really listen to either of the husband's music, but they are both always referred to as "rockers" in the tabloids.

Sometimes I mix up Gwen Stefani's and GOOP's husbands, so when I read Gavin Rossdale's tweet I was like.. PASTA?!?

I like it! It's already stuck in my head after just two listens. It may not be as great as Bad Romance or Paparazzi, but it definitely beats the crap that was Judas, in my opinion.

To be fair, the new album is called ARTPOP

HAHAHA Harry Styles looks so... Johnny Depp. Trying too hard!

I just feel so bad for their daughters. They have absolutely no stability in their life, with all the crappy things their parents do and all the family drama played out on camera and in the tabloids.

It looks like the type of dress that is probably gorgeous in real life, but doesn't photograph well. The way the light is reflecting makes her look wider.

Right? Oh gosh, I can't believe I failed to mention the horrible writing before. I can't decide which is worst- the lazy writing or the crappy slapstick comedy bits, like when the one actor guy had a boner when he hugged his maid!

Has anybody been watching Roselyn Sanchez's show, Devious Maids? I really want to like it because it has potential to be campy and delicious, but it is SO BAD! I mean, the acting is terrible and not in a good way.