This isn’t the 70's. Any cunnilingus shot would not be taken in the forest but a paved mall parking lot.

One of them used to be Lisa Bloom, now Harvey’s attorney.

Why, thank you. I have seen way too many “cleaned up” reruns on E! As I recall, Trey’s impotence had nothing to do with Charlotte’s breast size. It was more that he had a hangup about a wife vs. sex partner. He wanked off to the titty mags not because he liked their titties better, but because he couldn’t reconcile…

All around Bannon’s face

More like Cryrese, amiright?

Yes, I adore Garson (especially his role on White Collar) but this was an A and B conversation, so he can C himself out.

Not a dog, but a person with a long tongue. I regularly lick (because people ask me to) my eyeballs and my elbows. Just thought you’d like to know that.

I was actually impressed when I read Gerald’s Game, because it felt so much more nuanced and sensitive than the usual treatment. I genuinely have difficulty believing it came from the same author who thinks “child gangbang saves the day” is a good way to defeat primordial fear.

This is so spooky. I’m literally sitting here listening to my dad wrote a porno and scrolling Jezebel....AAAH

Helen Mirren is “the duchess” from “my Dad wrote a porno” for sure. Not that there’s anything wrong with that

It is bizarre. I think the hair bleaching (tanning, boobing, etc.) acts more as a signifier of wanting to conform and please. Many people find *that* attractive in a woman. #NotAllFakeBlondes

It was an insightful and helpful response right up to that paragraph, too!

And that’s fine, but what about our girlfriends who find and put up with absolute jerks? We’re not talking about the average Joes who tick off all the boxes except for winning personality(they don’t get picked).

All of my friends my age are married. None of the husbands are truly pulling their weight. I am constantly annoyed for my friends when they ask for so little and the men act like they are being asked to move Everest.

Kitten heels are the devil! I don’t see the point, if you want a little extra height without the discomfort of a heel you can wear a damn wedge!

I got to that sentence and stopped cold. What the hell, Jane? Why would you ever put that in there? Someone is having some relatively minor new in-law drama, and you suggest she married the wrong person? That’s.....I can’t call that a jump, it’s so far beyond.

She literally paid the police off to beat the shit out of miners and covered it up, used legal means to turn the BBC into a propaganda factory, took milk from schoolkids, and agreed to have US nukes on British soil.

Prince Harry will not be footing Meghan Markle’s security bill

So what terrible name combination are they going to go for this time?

“I know this is supposed to be funny”