Is this you? ILY.

Don’t feel so bad. He was not the first to get the “Who....?” treatment with Billy.

For real. Had no clue Brad was packing. It may give that Charlie Hannam gif a run.

I’m so sorry :/ I relate to you. My mother is bipolar and a recovering addict. She took out her frustrations on my brother and I when I was little. To this day she is very manipulative.

Really? I feel like that was probably just being polite, not anything else. A good proportion of Westerners probably expect Westernised cutlery when flying on Asian airlines. If you desperately wanted chopsticks you would have been given them. You would just have had to ask.

Leave the mental qualities of much of the flying public out of this. They aren’t nuts. They are just the other half that balances ‘above average.’

Look it’s not black and white. Glass houses you know!

She claims she’s not a boy but she has Julius Caesar’s haircut. Doesn’t add up.

Because you have to capitalize “Boy.” That’s how it works.

Having recently had one, I just don’t think people get the different between “this was painful and difficult...for two weeks of my life” and “this is painful and difficult and I’m forever scarred”. I don't know if that makes sense. I mean parts of it were hard, it sucked, I cried. But I was actually surprised when a…

Come to the UK! Sure, our government is fucked, but we’re hilarious.

“What is this *excessive air quote gesture* ‘KKK’ that you speak of, Jake? I have never heard of such a group...seems they are very obscure, I might have to do some research first.”

I hear she’s being controlled by Marc Jacobs.

Ted Cruz is that one guy on a night out who refused to get the bus with everyone else, and you’re stuck waiting around for him at the pub before the club for so long that you fuck off to the club (you call/text him and he doesn’t call back), only to get continuous texts with variations of “Where r u?” that you don’t…

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

My 18 year old daughter declared that Nicki had “thrown shade” at Miley and I immediately pounced as a loyal Shade Court reader. I take the misuse quite seriously. Unfortunately, I was unable to persuade her that her use of the word shade was wrong, because apparently, I have no knowledge of how linguistics evolve,…

Wait....what? What is she having butt shots for?

Isn’t Sia queer? So if she’s a co-lyricist is this reading of the song THAT out there?