Lol, I thought he may have been inspired by the Boston busing guys.

So I’m convinced that Ben Carson is that character from Simpsons. Tell me I’m wrong.

There are some really great stories of badass ladies on FB if you check out groups like:

I have always thought he is a cheetos-barf-from-yesterday kind of color.

Brown guy stabbed with a flag by white supremacists carrying signs which claim white people are persecuted.

my eye eye eye *WHOOO*

Our mutual *admiration*

My brain? All 3 of them played simultaneously.

Yup. There is adirect correlation between Trump’s popularity and the rising number of stabbing attacks from a flag wielding Klansman.

Second to what? Your vast collection of designer buttons? The power of love? The amount of angels on the head of a pin?

My Love....for you?

oh please don’t leave me hanging like this...

Well, it may certainly be true that he has never read any books.

They are not even ashamed enough to wear their hoods. Frightening.

I do not know if this is legit.

He’s full of it. His father, Fred Trump, was arrested in the 20s for participating in a KKK rally that turned violent. Fred Trump was also sued in the 70s by the U.S. Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division for refusing to rent to black people

Go on..

I don’t even know what to say. The KKK, known for lynching black people, burning the symbol of the religion he supposedly belongs to, and wearing sily outfits, and he has to look into whether they’re ok?

Honestly even the selected obit would be pretty cool. There are a lot of cool women worth a entry in the kinja/jezebel orbit.