Me neither, so instead I’m just gonna be mad that she put Celine Dion in the same camp as Aretha. Also, her name sounds like when there were six Jessicas in your third grade class. “Jessie J. gets to lead the lunch line today. No, not JessiCA J., JessIE J.”

Yeahhh...to get those kind of compliments you can’t ask for them. You can say, “Hey Christina Aguilara or Miley Cyrus can really sing”, but if one of them starts comparing themselves to fricking ARETHA, the compliment no longer works. So sorry, Jessie J, you will forever be “who?” when I see your name on a song…

I had a toy kitchenette in the backyard and I’d usually brew potions out of mud and leaves and rainwater

I used to make dandelion stew and steal spices from my moms kitchen.

Note: Dandelion water does not taste any better with celery salt in it.

Or stay in bed and... people.

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

Had the EXACT same reaction, that first paragraph managed to tick every box for visceral dislike of this woman. I was also out at Rohan...

the fun fact here is that this wood nymph isn’t indian

please tell me that what i read is a scifi??

Literally not one interesting or important thing has ever happened, historically, before 11.30 AM. Stay the fuck in bed, people.

Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

I comment from a phone and an Android tablet, using both Samsung and Google swipe-typing. Between auto complete, autocorrect, and just plain rushing, there are some ugly errors in my comments.

I see what you mean. Oh well, I hope reading it did some good for others, at least.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. You make a “I don’t like beards” comment on each Serial post. We get it you don’t like beards. What the fuck does the beard have to do with anything?

DON.

He’s a devout Muslim. The beard is part of his religion.

The beard is religious sooo....

Whoa whoa whoa, he’s chosen to be bearded and capped because of his religion.

Really? If anything, it seems so much more solid that Avery is guilty but Syed isn’t. I feel like there are way more loose ends in Syed’s story, and I can’t find any kind of reason why he would kill her. He had everything going for him, he would murder his girlfriend just cause he was mad? Steven Avery seems odd too,…