Minimum entry requirement: you have to lose a game to a bad team on a kick-6. Does basketball even have an equivalent of this kind of humiliation?

I’m just going to say it. You don’t just run through Vince Wilfork’s face. You can’t just assume Lynch would have walked into the end zone and won Superbowl XLIX.

You need to ask for a raise.

Ultimate frisbee.

The Cavs with Jordan in his prime and Kyrie in the backcourt beats GSW in 4. Warriors would need Green and help to defend Jordan and MJ would still destroy them. Jordan doesn’t have to catch up in transition to block shots because he’s already there at the rim taking the charge.

I came here to say that. He’s perfect. If he really sucked, he’d be 3 for 6. #probability #statistics.

Serious question: How much could an elite jock sell space on his body for (tattoo)?

Green should have been suspended in the Semifinals and GSW would have lost in that round.

It would have been hard to award to a Warrior, especially if you don’t have tunnel vision and look past Game 7. Different guys showed up for different games. Do you give series MVP to the guy who won the last game even though he helped you lose earlier games? Or maybe how bad they played with Green off the court?…

“We lost. I’d rather have zero [points], and have everybody say, ‘Draymond didn’t show up and he sucked. But they won a championship.’”

“the Warriors punished teams in the paint. With no true rim protector in the game, and the only facsimile of this guy often out on the perimeter, it should have been a layup line at the basket.”

It’a almost like the caliber of playoff teams is higher than regular season.

Also, TT when Bogut is not playing is the Cavs’ secret weapon.

I still think about Adrian Dantley every time I heat up a burrito and my nightmare stalker is a monster wearing a Bill Laimbeer mask.

Stockton + Malone > Splash bros.

Have you ever MET a Red Sox fan? We’re fucking delirious if we’re second to last as long as the Yankees suck more.

Congratulations to the Best Fans in Baseball!

Foul ball out of play caught cleanly by a fan = out. (Favors home team, but after 9 innings, when they stopped selling beer 2+ innings ago, fans deserve to take control of things).

I’ve fired the main gun of an M1 Abrams tank. I don’t think civilians in heavily populated areas need guns.

Can there be some legal requirement that in the event of a sale that the new owner MUST continue to post every Cards loss? Please?