I know someone who worked at Liverpool during Carroll’s time there. He told me that when he had to come in for his injury rehab, the first thing they would do was breathalyze him. If he was still drunk from the night before, they would send him home because any rehab work would be counterproductive.

Not an original thought by any means, but I really think that the 10 countries in North and Central America should break off from the Caribbean nations. Play an 18 match, round-robin cycle just like CONMEBOL to determine who gets into the World Cup.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.