This profile is one video short of being The Onion’s “College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed.”

I live in a RED state and I've yet to meet anyone that supports Trump. Who the hell are these people??

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.

I mean, we could’ve easily ended up with the Warriors and the Cavs in the Final.

Godamnit.

Not even the dumbest thing the guy has done this spring. Turns out he is also That Dad;

Dear Representative Daniel,

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

I quit watching horse races about 10 years ago. I see no reason that it needs to be an industry.

This app will ruin a lot of fake friend relationships between Jocks and Nerds.

Two in the pink, one in the...ear?

Interestingly, this actually does offend 9 out of 10 Native Americans.

With this one video, Deadspin has justified its existence on the Intertubes for the remainder of 2016.

Wilson worked hard on this speech. He read through a ton of Google search results to find it.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

Germans giving people showers against their will continues to not end well.

The Padres has a farm system too.

Sounds like maybe the show has departed from its roots of having a moral quandary presented to bystanders and, instead, is now at least partially just putting random individuals into uncomfortable situations.