The Russians have really gone too far this time.

I think it’s time for Jaromir Jagr to retire.

No need to test that guy for steroids.

It’s all part of his strategy to control the message. He will continue to tear down any media critical of him and continue to lie about everything to make himself look better. The problem is the Trump sheeptards eat this shit up. I hope they will one day realize that Trump is full of shit.

Now that I read it again, I think it was supposed to read:

Is it just me or does this sentence not make any sense:

Mike Pence is a retarded.

But this worked so beautifully in practice!

We need to all get out and vote and send a clear message to Republicans that candidates like Trump are unacceptable.

You got this from awkwardfamilyphotos.com didn’t you?

That story is almost as believable as all the stories of the women accusing Trump of unwanted sexual contact.

If Trump wins, tacos will be limited to Tuesday.

I used to feel bad for laughing at this guy's slurring, but not anymore. Fuck this guy.

Passionate Colonoscopy was already taken.

This guy is almost as much of a fraud as Donald Trump.

I thought they just kept going until one of the wrestlers hit a certain number of points.

I'm confused. There's no clock in wrestling, right? How is it possible to celebrate a victory before you've actually won? Isn't it over once you've won?

That's un-American.

Cry me a river.

When interviewed afterwards, he said he was just excited to get the opportunity to compete.