Apparently you would be better of studying in the school of life, you might actually learn something. and stop saying, “thanks for playing.” just stop it.

I’ve heard this too, a girl who said she had a huge crush on a guy I knew but just couldn’t date him because his size was apparently way beyond what was comfortable for her. not sure why you are getting heat for your comment. ETA - oh, forgot where I was..

my rather obvious guess is that they wanted to humorously exaggerate the point that it was so awful having little Tabitha and Jake home all summer that it was critical that they all burned one ASAP.