Guess like 99.99% of the population, you’ve never been to Isle Royale. That’s ok, it makes it better for those of us who love it

I’ll take pasties and Lake Superior over Skyline Chili and Lake Erie any day.

If I was stuck talking to you at a party, I would pull of all my fingernails and then shove them down your throat so that you drowned from my blood, simply to combat the tedious inanity.

These guys figured out this one weird trick. Neurologists hate them!

He’s not dead. He was just Designated For Rendering.