What problem does it actually solve to begin with?

Build quality on this looks almost better than what Chevy produced from the factory.

Build quality on this looks almost better than what Chevy produced from the factory. That said, give the folks in Detroit some credit: they probably did a market survey and determined that this guy was literally the ONLY person in 1979 who would pay actual money for a wagon version, and it never got built. CP, because…

maybe instead he should accept he will never “go off-roading” and that the illusion of adventure offered by SUVs is exactly how car makers convince sad, pathetic people to buy their wallowy oversized boring hatchbacks.

you want adventure? get a back pack and a plane ticket. you want to wallow around in an oversized…

Subaru STI with a wing delete? Depends on how much fun you want to have.

Nah, Torch had it right in the previous article. You want a steam powered Land Rover. Everyone wants a steam powered Land Rover, you just didn’t know it until you saw it.

This is how I feel about everything heavier than a GTI.

This is an awful lot like training an elephant to dance the ballet. As it pirouettes and jetes around the stage you are flabbergasted by its elephantine grace and the ponderous way it sails through the air. Never mind that it is an elephant. It is dancing.

“Mercedes” at that price isn’t an automatic qualifier for NP. But this beaut in this condition? I’m not after a sedan or a big car or a luxury car but I’d buy it anyway.

This is the era of peak Benz, with the following generation being about the same. It’s all downhill from there.

Mmmmmmyes. This 2CV may be the best car/snowmobile yet.

In northern Wisconsin, the best way to spot people who are new in town is to wait for the first snow. They’re the ones in the ditches, piled up and upside down. All thinking that 4 wheel drive means safe at any speed and that abrupt lane changes work in all conditions.

Again, Tom is the only correct answer. Listen to Tom.

That car ad is pure win.

Enzo started to roll in his grave the day Ferrari was in F1 to sell road cars instead of selling road cars to fund the race team, so Enzo started rolling in his grave even before he died.

Yes, let’s focus on the massive 12" color touch-screen and not the pathetic 12,000-lb. towing capacity.

Oh my gosh, that teal though.

Excellent sleuthing. I’m picturing you shuffling through one of those Raiders of the Lost Ark-style warehouses, pulling out box after box and then rifling through a collection of yellowing, dog-eared print outs, muttering to yourself “Where have I seen this before... where? Ah yes, 2014, May the 12th, Georgia…

I am okay with GM making more of those awful commercials as long as we get more Mahk commercial parodies.

Who is JD Powa?

At this point the bloody thing will be obsolete before it’s even allowed out to play.