I’m 86% sure that lead photo was taken at Road America, which doesn’t (BUT TOTALlY SHOULD) have a24 hour race.

Cast aspersions, not dispersions, please. https://grammarist.com/usage/aspersion-vs-dispersion/

So now it’s “What country should I move to?”

Hmmm- by ignoring any such movie and spending the twelve bucks on actual Hot Wheels?

I think the Dominatrix metaphor is spot on. Just look at the other cars in the photos; it’s a who’s who of blandness (mostly American blandness, it’s Dearborn). Clearly, the owner has been ostracized for choosing this tart over something more sensible and has to either move or sell the Alpha. NP

Not in Estoril Blue = CP

I got rid of my 05 Legacy GT wagon after its motor broke. It is my biggest automotive regret. It also had a handbrake. I like the Volvo, but I loved the Suby

Got this(used) last summer and was kinda meh about it, then last night it snowed 8". All happy now. (except-where’s the handbreak?! No snow-covered-handbreak turns??).

Damn those are spectacular photos for a CL ad. I mean who wouldn’t want to drive this through those misty roads? Well, me actually. CP.

This will be another squeaker vote; truly a great week for NPOCP! This car will only every appeal for it’s “fun” quotient, and for this price more fun can be had elsewhere.

I was not aware that the new 3 was AWD- cool. But still, you can’t buy one and price is unknown

“The car has to be comfortable and all-wheel drive” . ..which of course means that 3 of 4 answers don’t have this option. I realize AWD is a fighting word at Jalopnik “WINTER TIRES YOU NEED WINTER TIRES MY E36 WITH WINTER TIRES IS BETTER THAN ANY AWD EVER”, but really, if this person lives in CO and wants an AWD car…

NP, for somebody else. I’m with the wife on this one.

Guessing whoever dumped the kitten also put the glove there to alert motorists?

Thanks for this great series of Jalopnik stories; I look forward to them (and to a future with more than, like, one token woman per race..).

Awesome photos- like a Hollywood prop shop was creating a visual manifestation of “Bring a Trailer”. NP

“It plays into the insecurities of a certain small subset of Tesla bro truck owners, I think.”  FIFY

Having never used Victoria’s Secret or Aston Martin products I will have to take your word on the interior comfort, but I do like red. Still that’s a crap-ton of cash for a nearly decade-old Brit car with ugly wheels. CP.

It’s worth the effort for me to have the only clean car in Minnesota- even if it’s only for about 5 minutes!

God it really is the worst thing. The very definition of CP.