So, when I go out to drink I am usually looking pretty nice and have gotten myself cleaned up,..the last thing I want to do is get dirty or muddy. Like many things in Japanese culture, I do not get this at all.

Now when I’m on the train I don’t have to have the volume on my Vita turned to max to tell people I’m playing a “pervy” game. I’ll just pull out my child-sized panty fiber cloth to clean my screen.