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I've wondered in the past whether 'stand your ground' laws would legitimize dueling, or at least render a homicide committed in the course of a duel justifiable. Wouldn't an imaginary culture of duelists in florida make an excellent reality show? I wonder if we could license 'dueling banjos' for the theme.

the batman poop.

different municipalities seem to have different policies for adjudicating tickets. look up your traffic court on yelp (seriously) to find out what they put up with.

perhaps in the markets where they aren't preempted they could run sports jeopardy as agreed but in markets where they have been preempted they could run a special segment where athletes with concussions try their best to play jeopardy.

dude, you could drift one of these with nothing but a boost adjustment accomplished with pliers.

I really think he meant to say that while donks may well be the dumbest shit on wheels the people who build them have genuine passion for cars. It's too bad an episode about sideshows would cost this theoretical show its production bond for sure, because those people are fuckin' hardcore.

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Yeah, perhaps these are erected in anticipation of the jacquerie? Genius!?!!

I applaud your effort to help this animal. I suggest as a further means of supporting needy animals that we consider visiting a rescue agency such as http://www.rocketdogrescue.org/ in the SF bay area or any similarly reputable agency in your region to look into fostering or adopting a needy animal. I'd like to…

It goes nicely with the term 'commentariat.' So is the plural of jalopnik jalopnikyi? I would be ok with belonging to the jalopnikyi. I think the moderators should be called mechanitchiks after the format of apparatchik.

Does corolla mean anything? One of the first products to be named with the modern methodology using a portmanteau of words selected by focus groups and brand strategists was quaalude. It was meant to suggest 'quiet interlude.' I think quaalude would be an excellent nickname for the corolla.

So do we know how his dad died?

I think what irritates us is not specifically that our sound advice is ignored entirely, but that we are being used symbolically in a ritual designed to help our friend gain confidence in his own judgement. It seems disingenuous to us that a seemingly straightforward request for information is actually just an…

does that say "super bugger?" Completely innocently? like a real life ANUSTART?

Good point. Is there going to be a market for put options so I can take a position against his knees? Even ladbrokes won't let you bet on a player being injured, though I'm not sure there's a specific legal reason why they couldn't.

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Ambrose Bierce work where one might otherwise use Mark Twain? As a journalist he had a knack for being where the action was. He was in one of the first volunteer companies sent to fight the civil war and he chronicled it with both rigor and style. He had a much darker wit than Twain.

I wonder if Melville would do in place of Poe. He had more range as a writer but his bio isn't as stormy, troubled or romantic. He's also crotchety rather than drastic. That doesn't mean you couldn't get the same goth appeal out of him. What if his personal failures and setbacks were caused by a curse or a…

doesn't the fact that it only has one parking permit despite being 20 years old make you wonder if it's run anytime recently?