Drinkly - it’s uber for people that are too wasted but it’s ok because the driver is too, and that’s also ok because the car is self driving!

I think Detroit is the mile high city, man.

I used to do this with a grocery receipt and a business reply mail envelope. Worked pretty well!

Do Finnish women have such heavy beards that they have to duck out of parliamentary hearings in the middle of the day to shave? Or do they conduct Parliament with their legs out? Does Finnish Parliament meet in a sauna?

My first car was a 67 Buick Electra with a nailhead 430 and ridiculously inadequate tires and suspension by modern standards. Gobs of torque only tenuously connected to the ground combined with steering overmatched by the tremendous mass of the thing caused it to handle more like a hovercraft than a car. I got used to…

I’ve seen guys wearing Michael Vick jerseys like, in the last couple of years. My guess is that they’re actually fans of dog fighting, not football. Do you have an insane opinion about this? I’ll take a sane one but I’ll be disappointed.

Hit one of those at 285, you’ll be hors de wombat.

Big wet ass is Trump’s secret service code name.

Corollace sounds like a laxative. It’d be faster if it were!

Arcata. CA is probably the best place on earth to find someone with esoteric taste in cars and a shoebox full of unbankable cash to blow on something that harmoniously merges the hippy and the redneck gestalt. Humboldt region specific nice price. You can’t get it for less and it’s worth that much to someone there.

My theory is that he’s got his bros on speakerphone with the call volume turned down.

Ok this is a compelling thought experiment and I’m onboard. My quibble is that while a compact design with the engine amidships is more likely to be mobile at all, particularly over terrain I don’t see how they could prevent radiant heat from the boiler from cooking everyone in the armored compartment with the…

Decimal places? I thought npocp was decided by a Condorcet count.

I knew a guy who worked at one of those places. He made more money selling speed to his co-workers than he did working. Is anyone surprised to hear that?

I guess I assumed it derived from the construction ‘with your (blank) ass, ‘ which was something people’s moms saidfrom time immemorial but which broke out as a hip hop insult in the early 80s, so “with your stupid ass” equates to stupid -ass (you) and ultimately stupid ass mother fucker. Whatever it was, definitely…

Oddly enough this is precisely the stereotype of recumbent cyclists in the bike community. Mind you, intra-cyclist rivalry is petty, bitter and universal. If they had anywhere to stick a Calvin pissing you’d know about it.

You’re absolutely right, someone should start a generic tube site that’s in portrait.

And even worse, the guy filmed in portrait!

Yeah where was this guy when we were in school.

The balloon man is allowed to watch, and to crank it through his pants. He is not allowed to take it out. Same as the strip club. He is not obliged to crank it or to watch if you’re ugly and gross. It’s the ancient custom of the guild of balloon mans.