was piltdown man a plagiarist skull?

It's a typo. He means "gawker Media, nee Jerkblogs, cannot prepare..." Meanwhile, are our blogs prepared for the task of documenting new corvette drivers leaving us up to our knees in jerks?

porsches are for the anal, in that porsche owners are hella anal.

If I were him I would have just said it's a dealer extra that they throw in with every bentley that's ordered in red. Perhaps they started giving them out because people kept 'losing' their key fobs.

he had to go out and buy one that was the size of a thumb. If she had slammed her whole fist in the door he would have had something ready to hand, I'm sure.

Would hot exhaust be produced in sufficient volumes to provide lift if the engine were kept running in flight to power some sort of propeller driven by the engine output? Steering would require a further solution, but of your car generated enough pollution then an air sac and an auxiliary drive shaft off the…

I agree that it's difficult to extricate his top gear persona from his own beliefs, especially considering that he's become a one man media and publishing empire and most of his public activity is in service of the top gear brand. Some of it must be put on, right? Nobody could really be that big a tool all the time,…

You know his politics are embarrassing, right? like john derbyshire embarrassing. He's a bit to the right of attilla the hun. If he started talking about politics it would become difficult to talk about his automotive journalism publicly. Our girlfriends would throw out our top gear mags. It would be like eric…

I think your reference to Roland Barthes may be particularly inspired. I would suggest that his concept of the scriptor as distinct from the author is also relevant. Where the author produces original texts, the scriptor simply combines existing texts in novel ways. His scriptor is the equally valid descendant and…

I would argue that we should be proud of The Automobile and critical of cars and the establishment which produces them in the sense that the Automobile is an art form like any other, with some truly transcendent masterworks and a great deal of mediocrity. Those who work in the medium of cars include a few great men, a…

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I think the fact that the members own vipers is incidental. They're named the viper club of america after their executives and directors.

I think 'didn't want to learn' means 'gave up on learning after i used up an entire clutch trying.' It may have gone that 250 mi. one 4 foot lurch at a time.

I understand the temptation to lash out at a woman's looks when you are extremely angry. It's similar to the way people say we must have tiny dicks based on our rad cars when we annoy them in traffic. Guys, those are both temptations we gotta resist. Jalops are cultural ambassadors out there correcting the…

So, Hezekiah is ok, then? For a boy, natch. Jehosephat always seemed like a nice name for a girl...

Dipso Fatso Bingo Asbo Tesco.

Space gherkin. It's in london and everyone has mixed feelings about it, just like the royal family.

Tow truck drivers are awesome when you can afford triple a but not a better car. Nobody ever wrote an article defending the clamping truck driver.

even in russia tow truck driver pants don't go all the way up