"Yeah, poor woman. Real embarrassing for that to happen to you on TV. Mm-hm."

This probably isn't the ideal way to let you know after all these years, but I survived.

Life is full of "What If" moments. When I was a child, my father spent a great deal of time travelling for work. I missed him dearly, but despite my youthful naivety, understood that the luxuries and opulence of my life would be nothing were it not for his efforts. Without getting into too much detail, my dad use to…

FYI, i'd crush that shit.

"What did the five fingers say to the plane??"

Going on Inside The NBA, hope I don't catch RAPPING. Just kidding, I'm white!

Bear REALLY bothered by bee

You need to be careful, because if you call in Milo he'll be just as likely to bomb every McDonald's in the world.

Make a half-assed, lazy joke?

Someone call Milo Minderbinder. He'll know what to do.

how about blondie hurdling a downed victim to chase down the cart?!

The only answer

It's almost as if that smile was brought on by the mere thought of hungry children.

You start with Marshall Henderson, then you move on to the grumpy old guy, but then your eyes settle on the laughing, sympathetic usher.

While I don't want to turn this into a "hot girls OMG!" thing, this is... very nice.

Wilson: Hey McFly(er)!
[crashes into boards] [Schenn's brain goes back to the future]

My family portraits usually include my Cousins.

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