I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

I don’t have to go.

But he’s hitting in Japanese, which is much more difficult.

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Pete Rose can eat shit.

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

Oddly enough, two rats fucking in a wool sock is how we got Todd Grisham in the first place.

there you go again with that #allbearsmatter bullshit

all bears.

I’d say there’s been “a lot” of talk about violent revolution should Trump lose, but those same cowardly dumbasses also promised the same fucking thing in ‘08 and ‘12.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

no....don’t

Yup. On another online forum, I asked one of the Trump-suckers what he thought if Melania was illegal; basically just said, “well, there’s no way to deport her now so it’s ok.”

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

I see my post from earlier today got immediate results. It must have been from its massive popularity from the rest of kinja.

This is going to be a feel good story by the time that the Olympics are over.

Which is addressed in an early episode of Batman Beyond, when Sonic was using super-ventrilloquism to try to trick Bruce Wayne into thinking he might have gone crazy.