For those of you who don’t know, the perceived speed stat is obtained by performing a postgame colorimetry analysis on the back of the hitter’s pants.

I misread the headline and thought there was another domestic abuse scandal brewing.

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

Not returning texts? “You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie!”

Couldn’t wait longer than eight minutes to explain your joke?

Ah, we don’t like our Ivy League/Manning based puns, huh?

It’s a joke dumbass

Petulant, self-important, and full of demands?

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

Probably, it was during 2009 when Favre was balling out.

You know, Childress subjected us to some truly bizarre motivational things over the years, but I have to say, what the fuck did I just watch?

Well, it’s broken. Looking at the console of my browser, it says the site has exceeded its daily quota of maps from Google.

Pokemon Go! - “I hope you like Pidgeys!”

So, as far as I know, there is some randomization to what spawns where. But specific areas do have higher spawn rates for certain types. That means you’ll have a higher chance of finding a certain type if you go to an area that’s known to spawn them more often. Make sense? It’s not perfect by any means, but it takes…

Can you imagine how many calls they get about cyber related incidents, in Florida, where the average resident age is ~86?

You’re making the heroic assumption that he cared about getting back onto the field in time.

The little league dugout was good enough for Stacy, freshman at Ridgemont High, to lose her virginity.

All those innocent stories my great aunt Cindy told us about waking up early to get the Strawberry jam make sense now. I knew there were no strawberry bushes at the god damn ballpark.

I don’t think this is that rare of a thing, actually. I watch a lot of Nationals games, and I think Jonathan Papelbon must do it too, as players instruct him to ‘get fucked’ all the time.