Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

Searches: Most popular sex positions.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

Man, I’d love to see Wilson’s Google history the day before it happened. Do you think he just read the Wikipedia articles?

I’m always fascinated by how malleable many conservatives think a persons sexual orientation is.

Some of us like Ichabod Crane.

Your daughter will end up hating you (her father) and pitying you(her mother)

16 million pounds a year, which is worth about 25 million dollars. Oh wait, 22 million...no, now it’s 18 million....

“You may be familiar with the name Higuaín, because his brother, Federico, plays for MLS’s Columbus Crew.” - John Strong, every time Argentina played to some unknown demographic of soccer fans who know MLS minutiae but don’t know the slightest about international soccer

Let’s hope this doesn’t happen in November with Bernie supporters (I’m one of them) voting for Jill Stein as a protest candidate.

Whew...here I thought us Americans held the monopoly on stupidity.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

+ cash considerations

I have a theory that you’re secretly Sam Presti and you’ve wasted countless hours of your life making snarky comments on Deadspin that are funny every now and then(written by an intern?) and now it’s finally time to make it pay off by verbally masturbating all over a trade of a mediocre, overpaid player(your mistake)…

“Even though I’m gone, everyone’s still trying to steal my Process (TM)“

Ibaka for Oladipo straight up would still have been a win for the Thunder. I have no idea what in the blazing hell Orlando was thinking here.

Say what you want about Georgios Papagiannis, but he did a hell of a great job raising Webster after his parents were killed.

I think they’re just looking for rotational scoring out of the other guard position. Huge need for them since Harden left. Don’t know if Oladipo will go to the bench like Harden, but he could play staggered minutes with Durant and/or Westbrook and keep at least two scorers on the court at all times, at least three if…

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

Peeps got jokes.