Hanlon’s Razor - never attribute to malice, that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

I dunno, anticipating where you need to break, looking ahead to the road past the corner...these are thing everybody should have learned already, when they were learning how to drive safely, let alone fast.

Ok I have a random question - if you are a trans person who identifies as male, and you are sexually attracted to females, do you call yourself "straight"? (I hear the term "cis white male" a lot, and being a chemist am familiar with cis/trans nomenclature, so there should be cis-gay, cis-straight, trans-gay and…

Pretty sure that whatever it was you touched was a mock-up shell.

The most egrarious example I have seen was on some mma/ufc team based reality show. Something like teams of fighters compete in a tournament sort of thing.

All I’ve got to say is

ApparentlyHotTake - if it’s immoral, snitching is absolutely acceptable at all times, in fact, it’s what you *should* do (*obviously* barring situations where your safety can be compromised)

Nobody needs unlimited wealth, period.

You respect someone who thinks “epileptics are up there with the Asians”?

If you want to make yourself feel better (or...potentially worse), just look up annual statistic on the impact the coomon-or-garden, plain old run of the mill Flu has, every single year, in most developed countries.

Ok so I live in the UK and not only do I *hardly ever* see a broken/out taillight, it’s also a bit of a typical American trope. Characters in movies and TV are always being pulled over for broken taillights, those police ride along TV shows are constantly pulling over broken taillights, here I am reading about…

Is this an article about how he should have donated *more*?

The only thing I got from that was “epic ham”.

Dear trolls,

Well...to be fair...food - which you need everyday to stay alive - *IS* a higher priority than health insurance - which you hopefully only need to use every now and then, and hopefully not to save your life but to repair or protect.

Im trying to write a parody statement which takes Jared sociopathic incompatibility with morality even further.

If there isn’t a scene in the new movie of him drag racing that tractor, I don’t know what life is about any more.

I don’t know why all of the uncertainty behind this.

You...*don't* wanna be rich? I do, can I have your money?

....I did zi this joke coming though.