Male here.

Mybe this is the wrong take, but...

Jesus Christ, what happened to you Bill Murray?

This is, weirdly, something I have actually done.

You know what’s a BigRedFlag?

Ok so iv never had an 8bour commute, but that’s not a commute, that’s living in your car half the time.

“...there is no clear indication.”

Just how safe would he have really felt, if given witness protection, having police officers from that department standing outside his front door...

Honwstly, the F35 gets a bad wrap.

“THE USA IS GREAT”

Is this as stupid as it sounds?

See if your company has a policy against political symbols in the workplace.

This is NOT correct

Non American here.

I don’t know who “pod save America” is but damn, your comment scans exactly like an idiot.

Indeed.

Also, this’d make a great reality show in the style of “the great race” (or whatever that one is called)

Husband *in college* is a big red flag.

...H..h...huuh?

FBI gonna have to go through Boris for me.