Motherfuckers, they are gonna stop production and then turn around and announce Snes classic aren’t they? Maintain the hype of the Nes and move that momentum to the next product. It’s a cold calculated business move. 

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.

I guess this is oakay.

Logs?! Man alive, that is just something I wood knot do!

This is the most Canada thing ever.

But the real question is:

Please, do record it and share it with the world.

My brother is on a quest to see if you can take a chicken into the final battle with Ganon, and if so, to see if you can whittle Ganon down, then trick him into striking the chicken and letting the chicken strike the final blow against him.

Okay, I get why this sucks from a gameplay perspective. But in a game where almost every single player is a thief and a murderer, where the actual game title is a crime, there’s something poetically appropriate about hackers stealing a bunch of in-game money from other players.

All I could think about was the basic rule that you should never get out of your car on a hot track like the guys in the red car did. I’m torn — that was not your average impact.

i like how red instantly stops and sees the correct move of race over, lets go check on that dude.

He’s pretty good at donuts.

Just last week, I was driving home from work in my 1997 Ranger.

I spent over $200 getting it registered today smh

If it breaks down just buy another one on the way there. Cheaper than getting a tow.

don’t bother coming, folks, we have a winner

Come hang! The Yugo MAY OR MAY NOT make an appearance. If it can make it there.

I have to admit: I admire what Dodge has done here. Don’t give two shits about being Prius-like. Put a purpose-built racing machine in civilians’ hands.

At this point its like whatever too me. They teased us for too long. I would have rather had an all new Challanger than this. This is the equivalent of an old guy thinking he’s cool because he lost weight and got a leather jacket and some shades.